blog of the
writer and humorist
"A Tumblr blog actually worth
reading. Ultimately useless, yes,
but incredibly amusing."
- Encore Magazine
i write for:
the new yorker,
the awl, mcsweeney's,
death and taxes, witstream,
thought catalog, funny or die, armchair/shotgun, bygone bureau.
my work has also been featured on gawker, twaggies, and happy place.
i once sent weird postcards,
wrote witstream promos, made a supercut of guy fieri eating, scalped kraftwerk tickets, took the pranks out of jackass, live-tweeted a divorce, worked on louie, made a pinterest, text messaged a stranger, and became an official crowd amper for the Chicago Desire bikini basketball team.
i write jokes on twitter:
email me, i'm friendly:
“The guy I saw yesterday. He was crossing Eighth Avenue against the light. He just sauntered out into the middle of the street with cars and cabs speeding toward him and it meant nothing to him. Like he’s the only living soul and the rest of us were ghosts. I love that man, whoever he is.”
Louis C.K. won two Emmys last night and this is really good news for comedy. For what it’s worth, I was a PA on the show and the special, and I’m really proud of everyone involved who worked so hard on both to help make this happen.
Remember to download Louis CK’s new stand-up special. It’s only $5, which translates to about .0003 cents per laugh. What a bargain!
I worked as a PA on it and even though I’m heavily biased and was paid off, I can honestly say it’s the funniest thing you’ll ever watch in your entire life.