blog of the
writer and humorist
"A Tumblr blog actually worth
reading. Ultimately useless, yes,
but incredibly amusing."
- Encore Magazine
i write for:
the new yorker,
the awl, mcsweeney's,
death and taxes, witstream,
thought catalog, funny or die, armchair/shotgun, bygone bureau.
my work has also been featured on gawker, twaggies, and happy place.
i once sent weird postcards,
wrote witstream promos, made a supercut of guy fieri eating, scalped kraftwerk tickets, took the pranks out of jackass, live-tweeted a divorce, worked on louie, made a pinterest, text messaged a stranger, and became an official crowd amper for the Chicago Desire bikini basketball team.
i write jokes on twitter:
email me, i'm friendly:
Sorry it’s not in packages.
The Simpsons, Season 8, Episode 1, You Only Move Twice.
I survived. (Taken with Cinemagram)
I try to restrain myself from reblogging Simpsons gifs all day, but in this case, I’ll make an exception.