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It turns out that if you work hard and believe in yourself, your dreams will come true. Come May, I’ll be amping crowds for the Chicago Desire.
Also I should note, I never agreed to wear a bikini. Anyone who has ever seriously amped a crowd would know that when operating heavy machinery like a T-shirt cannon, it’s unsafe to wear anything less than cargo shorts.
Attention sports fans:
The Bikini Basketball Association has unjustly denied me and Alex Watt our basic human rights to be crowd ampers and T-shirt cannon shooters for their organization. Because of this, we’ve created our own competing league, the American Bikini Ball Association.
Please LIKE us on Facebook (if you can stand the heat).
After Joe Veix and I failed to come to an agreement with the fine* folks of the BikiniBall League on how much we should be compensated as—or if we even could be—Crowd Amper and T-Shirt Gunner of the New York Knockouts, we have decided to create our own bikini basketball utopia. Okay, fine, I mean association, but that’s pretty much what we’re gunning for. Join us as we take down the BBL, one bouncing step at a time.
Any interested baller babes, crowd ampers, shirt gunners, or eccentric millionaires can and should contact Commissioner Veix and I: alexgwatt[at]gmail[dot]com
Those crooks over at the BBL, or as I like to call it, the Babeless Bogus League, are going down.
“Help me be a part of the Bikini Basketball League by tweeting #HeyLetAlexWattAmpYourCrowdz @NYKnockouts”
With your help, the two best hype men in New York are gonna hit the paint hard for the Bikini Basketball league. Please tweet #LetJoeVeixShootYourTshirtCannon @NYKnockouts