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I wrote a new humor piece for Funny or Die, about a town in Texas that changed its name to Dish Network to get free satellite TV service (based on a true story!):

"There will of course be small adjustments with the switch to satellite service. Certain popular roads in your town will be inexplicably blocked. Emergency services won’t function during thunder storms or mild wind. Your clock tower will continue blinking “12:00” until we find the manual."

Read it here!

I wrote a new humor piece for Funny or Die, about a town in Texas that changed its name to Dish Network to get free satellite TV service (based on a true story!):

"There will of course be small adjustments with the switch to satellite service. Certain popular roads in your town will be inexplicably blocked. Emergency services won’t function during thunder storms or mild wind. Your clock tower will continue blinking “12:00” until we find the manual."

Read it here!

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