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BAD NEWS

                                   SCIENTIST
                                (sympathetic)
                         I’m sorry, ma’am, but while 
                         attempting to travel through time, 
                         your husband’s body was
                         transmogrified into a slice of pie.

                                   WIFE
                         What kind of pie?

                                   SCIENTIST
                         Rhubarb.

                                   WIFE
                         Oh my God, no!

               As the Wife sobs, the Scientist puts his arm around her and      
               then suggestively kisses the nape of her neck. 

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