joe veix
blog of the
award winning*
writer and humorist
"A Tumblr blog actually worth
reading. Ultimately useless, yes,
but incredibly amusing."
- Encore Magazine
i write for:
the new yorker,
the awl, mcsweeney's,
someecards, splitsider,
death and taxes, witstream,
thought catalog, funny or die, armchair/shotgun, bygone bureau.
my work has also been featured on gawker, twaggies, and happy place.
i once sent weird postcards,
wrote witstream promos, made a supercut of guy fieri eating, scalped kraftwerk tickets, took the pranks out of jackass, live-tweeted a divorce, worked on louie, made a pinterest, text messaged a stranger, and became an official crowd amper for the Chicago Desire bikini basketball team.
i write jokes on twitter:
@joeveix
email me, i'm friendly:
joeveix[at]gmail[dot]com
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What now, Biden? Did you crash your Trans-Am into a Waffle House? Is Sheriff Rosco hot on the trail of your backwoods moonshine distillery? Did you and Cooter Davenport hot-wire the Presidential limo and take it out for a joyride?
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It’s funniest because he’s a blue blood from Delaware.
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He hijacked a pair of hedge clippers and carved smiley faces into the White House topiaries. The Secret Service just found out.
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