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“Humps children.” Reposting, because a few people commented about wanting to adopt Diesel, and I didn’t include any further information. Whoops. If you want to adopt him, click here or email Laurette. To quote the Bulldog Club of America’s website: “Diesel is LONELY! He is not able to hang out with his family much as he has a habit of humping the kids and their friends.He is a nice dog who needs a family who can focus on him. Diesel is waiting for you…”

“Humps children.”

Reposting, because a few people commented about wanting to adopt Diesel, and I didn’t include any further information. Whoops.

If you want to adopt him, click here or email Laurette. To quote the Bulldog Club of America’s website:

“Diesel is LONELY! He is not able to hang out with his family much as he has a habit of humping the kids and their friends.He is a nice dog who needs a family who can focus on him. Diesel is waiting for you…”

216 notes  27/06/12  #adoption  #bulldog  #diesel  #new york  #dogs
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  10. findus reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    For some reason I would prefer “Diesel” but thanks for the laugh!!
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    I would call him Glitter.
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    what a bunch of idiots! poor dog :(
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    reblogging for the above comment alone ^
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