joe veix

blog of the
award winning*
writer and humorist

"A Tumblr blog actually worth
reading. Ultimately useless, yes,
but incredibly amusing."
- Encore Magazine

i write for:
the new yorker,
the awl, mcsweeney's,
someecards, splitsider,
death and taxes, witstream,
thought catalog, funny or die, armchair/shotgun, bygone bureau.

my work has also been featured on gawker, twaggies, and happy place.

i once sent weird postcards,
wrote witstream promos, made a supercut of guy fieri eating, scalped kraftwerk tickets, took the pranks out of jackass, live-tweeted a divorce, worked on louie, made a pinterest, text messaged a stranger, and became an official crowd amper for the Chicago Desire bikini basketball team.

i write jokes on twitter:
@joeveix

email me, i'm friendly:
joeveix[at]gmail[dot]com

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“Humps children.” (Taken with Instagram) *Update: Adoption information can be found here.

“Humps children.” (Taken with Instagram)

*Update: Adoption information can be found here.

23 notes  24/06/12  #dogs
  1. wouldyoueatthatbee reblogged this from goodmorrowcuz
  2. goodmorrowcuz reblogged this from witstream and added:
    Aw look at him! He obviously just wants a good long hug, poor thing
  3. businessinyoursituation reblogged this from witstream and added:
    another reason to hate dogs. or love them?
  4. witstream reblogged this from joeveix and added:
    I don’t know how to say this without sounding creepy, but… I want that dog more than ever.
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