joe veix

blog of the
award winning*
writer and humorist

"A Tumblr blog actually worth
reading. Ultimately useless, yes,
but incredibly amusing."
- Encore Magazine

i write for:
the new yorker,
the awl, mcsweeney's,
someecards, splitsider,
death and taxes, witstream,
thought catalog, funny or die, armchair/shotgun, bygone bureau.

my work has also been featured on gawker, twaggies, and happy place.

i once sent weird postcards,
wrote witstream promos, made a supercut of guy fieri eating, scalped kraftwerk tickets, took the pranks out of jackass, live-tweeted a divorce, worked on louie, made a pinterest, text messaged a stranger, and became an official crowd amper for the Chicago Desire bikini basketball team.

i write jokes on twitter:
@joeveix

email me, i'm friendly:
joeveix[at]gmail[dot]com

questions?
ask

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behindbobsburgers:

AUDIO OUTTAKE: Bob, Teddy and Mort talk about pasta.

I could listen to these guys talk all day.

225 notes 24/05/13 #bobs burgers

Can’t think of a better place to print my story for tonight.

6 notes 22/05/13 #fedex #father's funeral #printing

No bites yet on my Quora question.

3 notes 22/05/13 #quora #humor #questions #hive mind #recursion

bobbyfinger:

webuiltthiscity:

“Troubled Relationship” is now a card category at Walgreen’s, which is great because that’s the sort of situation that is usually best handled via greeting card.

IT’S NOT PERFECT, BUT IT’S OURS.

5,204 notes 22/05/13

Come see me tell a story at Happy Ending Lounge tonight at 8pm. RSVP on Facebook here.

1 note 22/05/13 #readings #new york city #humor #events

Today I got to ride in an elevator, for FREE! #elevator #selfie #kony2012

4 notes 21/05/13 #selfie #kony2012 #elevator

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leonmcgann:

i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??

(Source: oldmanhoho, via sashanako)

39,672 notes 20/05/13

specialbored:

Arrested Development Countdown!

321 notes 20/05/13

Wolf Unit and Dragon Unit might be the coolest job titles in the world.

14 notes 20/05/13 #game of thrones #wolf unit #dragon unit

Trash day in Brooklyn.

1 note 19/05/13