blog of the
writer and humorist
"A Tumblr blog actually worth
reading. Ultimately useless, yes,
but incredibly amusing."
- Encore Magazine
i write for:
the new yorker,
the awl, mcsweeney's,
death and taxes, witstream,
thought catalog, funny or die, armchair/shotgun, bygone bureau.
my work has also been featured on gawker, twaggies, and happy place.
i once sent weird postcards,
wrote witstream promos, made a supercut of guy fieri eating, scalped kraftwerk tickets, took the pranks out of jackass, live-tweeted a divorce, worked on louie, made a pinterest, text messaged a stranger, and became an official crowd amper for the Chicago Desire bikini basketball team.
i write jokes on twitter:
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AUDIO OUTTAKE: Bob, Teddy and Mort talk about pasta.
I could listen to these guys talk all day.
Can’t think of a better place to print my story for tonight.
No bites yet on my Quora question.
“Troubled Relationship” is now a card category at Walgreen’s, which is great because that’s the sort of situation that is usually best handled via greeting card.
IT’S NOT PERFECT, BUT IT’S OURS.
Come see me tell a story at Happy Ending Lounge tonight at 8pm. RSVP on Facebook here.
i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??
Arrested Development Countdown!